[Clerk (out of frame, loudly yelling): Next! Customer: Uhh… Clerk: What do you want? C'mon (come on) let’s go, let’s go! Customer: I’d like to check out ‘Harry Potter’? Clerk: 'Harry Potter’? Jesus Christ, what are you, fucking eight? Customer: I’m a big fan. Clerk: Which one? Customer: 'Goblet of Fire’. Clerk (to the back): Hey, Vinny! We got a 'Harry Potter; Goblet of Fire’ back there? Vinny: 'Harry Potter’? What, is this kid fucking eight? Clerk: I know, this kid’s a fucking calzone. Vinny: No 'Goblet of Fire’ back here! Clerk (to the customer): We’re out. Customer: Do you have it as an e-book? Clerk: We don’t have e-books! Vinny (simultaneously): We don’t got e-books here! Clerk: Read the fucking sign! Vinny: Goddamn! Customer 2 (presumably behind the first one): Can you hurry the fuck up! Clerk: You know what? Here’s 'Into The Wild’, right? Hopefully you fucking learn something.]
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